1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
4. stones and cake fight, put the cake scored a kick rocks the sea hhhh
Once there was a couple of private set for life, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time , the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate thrown into the sea, her diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake! !!
6. are called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: head itch to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird
him through a corn field every day, but unfortunately
One day there was a fire
patch of cornfield maize have become all the little bird flew past the popcorn
after hh
that snow to cold dead h
10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: . few decades. 've been to this place, I remember a near Merlin, may go a little farther to the Half an hour later mm Cho: Strong asked his father: and a piece of steak cooked 5 met in the street, why they did not greet it?? (assuming they can speak)
because hhhhhh ..
because they are not familiar with hhhhhhhh
ah ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: pressure about it.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate college students grasp the enemy live, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him:
He said: ? where? quickly took me to! What do you admire most in mind the hostess? br> 19. know what the color of Spider-Man do?
red, wrong!
white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall?
please think twice because the floor slippery hhhhhhhhhh ..
Well
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results staff have been played out, but left alone the lamb inside the shop, may I ask why?
24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming!
results hit by a car glass, coffee cup is right, may I ask why?
cup ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, Malaysia fart 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate two kinds of people:
one of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty of bamboo Ryoko, high tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Izumi Shizuka, etc. which I know the name and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they carry me through one after another lonely night; in the spirit of the most bad when I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is They make me feel the smooth pleasure; I do not feel depressed when the state is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predicted in the My fans say even the idol is Jai mm ! I called to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh
saying in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now that people are Dear me, call me Welcome: People call me habits, but wash the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood!!!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he What he pulled out to a ~ ~?? That is Qin Conservancy (hard) slightly!!! Qin (food) What is the color of fecal ??????< br> Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. h.
a fat man jumping from the roof of twenty h.
results become h..
die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating.
There was once a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink ..
There once was a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleep h.
33.
the ancestors who are peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do?
Mengmu moved three (in thousands) < br> 35. Zhang Fei: have been surrounded ~ ~ ~ lay down their arms hh
37. the world's most KB's diary
which stay was about to write diaries, found that the diary has been used up, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he ride a bicycle in the dark streets looking for, look for a long time finally found a bookstore closing to go in yet. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss.
boss with a very low voice: This is imported, prices should be 70 per hh . what will happen is KB, do not blame me when the time did not warn you, ah! packaging removed, placed in the room on the table in front of the window. when he would like to take a shower and then come out after the diary hh
bath, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, the wind the journal blew open a page in this fast flow into the last page of hh, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened
KB hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page says:
(Please pull down)
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to pull h.
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. fast, then pull a little h
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can, eventually, pull a little h
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mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah!
a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah!
a Coke on the way to go However, I went feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so cola ah!
a heating on the way to go, easily help the pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah!
a key on the road walk, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the lock down for the sake ah!
a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah !
a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet the other tadpoles, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah!
married a hawthorn walking on the road, suddenly walked that my face looks red ah!
a divorce on the way to go hawthorn, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah!
remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, suddenly walked that my stomach has a son, ah!
a tea bag on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah!
dumplings in a way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah!
a lighter on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah!
a cockroach on the way to go, walk walking suddenly said, I strongly ah!
a thimble on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I Dinga!
an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah! < br> a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie online ah!
a fish on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I like diving every day, ah!
Guan Yu in a way to go, suddenly walked, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah!
an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear!
a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah?
an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. There was once a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking,
I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back,
I dream of a wire electric blanket to cling to say:
Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work.
boss is American, he said the Germans: people, he said: They decided to back the work or the first.
Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
loudly called:
playing with the penguins to the hair one by one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: root to pull down, turned to Penguin, said: Stir the coffee, the right hand or left hand
Mei said:
red right hand, said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have a spoon for.
44. you know Why do penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h..
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
division of public said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings,
and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
tried the effect of really good boss,
so she look for the body.
her son the next day to take lunch,
but he can not find went to the refrigerator to find a look,
found a lunch box he thought was his to away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he opened to noon a look a hop,
morning why dumplings immediately obvious that the 10 becomes 5,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the!
known as anything?
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as dumplings on a stick in the lid.
46 . a plumber to apply for a job
foreman: in front of you to try h the woods to see you a minute to cut a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. A h. 20 minutes is too much h.. where you have to work?
workers: the Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh ..
Workers Rights : Yes ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind dog feces before stepping marry you.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, he and Girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, the boys return home marry a woman on board has heard the news over his sad, desperate to ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys to the streets of a small restaurant for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite one, a bite of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he saw ????????< br> Fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of children to the mountains mining fruit,
he announced: that all children are gathered.
teacher: : > 51. Once there was a horse! it fell into the sea Paozhepaozhe.
Therefore, it becomes a fell into the sea to look for the horse, the result fell into the river. Later, he became came to the traffic chaos of the city.
it is several successive sets the car to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes horse in order to find the previous three companions, one day, it came to a factory, the result is transformed into ; sand the horse, ~ really cool
he has been crying crying ....< br> very sad crying ...
results ...
his hair ...
buds ...
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the ...
53. One day, cook your stools black stool to see a lump of white,
black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white?
White stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not a stool! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h.
so sheep-like rush toward the mouse E Hu Later, however, he should eat
been the mouse ate the cat h..
Why???
mice silly because you could not tell Tiger
55. a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out of a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals .
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least master a foreign language.
front of the computer so the dog came very skillfully played an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once
dating brother brother
suddenly fall in love
any connection with electric toothbrushes have a new neighbor today
toothpaste girl: Oh hello there type your name, a date with me now ~ ~ smell the stink in front of the taste.
snake said: . 58. he had not a romantic person,
since he knew she liked roses and cut flowers have a place to self-help,
buy cheap and beautiful roses after the self-help,
occasionally will deliberately buy eleven roses for her,
received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look puzzled inadvertently reveal eyes,
until one day, watching her in the book to the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers not necessarily the number of pairs,
and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it!
but she hoped that He could hear himself say,
was eleven she asked what the representative of roses,
he had only prevaricate.
him up to ask the flower eleven roses florid,
flower said: planted a flower three years, heard what the language of flowers!
flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric,
why each of you flower to all eleven?
he puzzled and said, growers said:
because hhh
buy ten get one ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go to the entrance of heaven ~ walked to go hang around,
see a line of elderly people there are very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~
but he was not sure ~ Then Jesus said to him, he decided in the past speak.
~
but still not too sure ~ ~ So he asked: surprised, thinking how coincidence ~ My father is a carpenter.
Jesus continue to ask: looked at him, said: Mr. tears began to flow, watching Jesus said:
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Xiaoming implored him to allow more days,
banks who said: hh view flower baby cry called her mother
birds laugh h
This tree is a very KB h and the most terrible songs is its source, because there is a behind the song h
this little-known story of more ugly.
therefore not seen her father from, and Jade had his father not to leave any child feel h
jade so unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her h
only because it was ugly when the plague is a contagious.
the only Jade can accompany a smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade h
jade sad about the end of the age of fifteen when the Mood for Love, for world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h
hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room.
this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, his mother was only found in h
Seeing his mother cried, after the treatment things, the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she would prefer all the football to their second daughter's fault.
this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, death
before leaving ago still hold the baby, as if that would follow his daughter went to the hh
things a mother and daughter have died in the flat next gradually.
cock crow, but the total time in the night, came a weak voice h!
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the house to which they are the only things, only that white face smiling doll!
to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into the face of the cat (the cat as the mascot of Japan ),
but in order not to make it sound (with the general himself was guilty of the concubine daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face, mouth
this way, the doll placed In the Ministry of the house through a hundred years h..
and isolationist policies in the series after the war, a massacre of the North Village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all,
this way, as foreigners Antiquities n doll eyes, is sold all over the
was removed hundreds of years in this baby was finally made public in the world, but the story is still little known
the appearance of favor because of the doll, so very many wild products, flow in the country.
collection of ordinary people, but it is only because of its agreeable appearance.
such a sad story with this baby, you must have seen, it is the kind of cop that the original human cat h. < br> ddddd (please pull in the end)
Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago in China,
friends scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play the afternoon game
together home, I walked the stone h
noticed a street lamp fell to a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp
his curious pick it up, brushed the dust on the
suddenly God bottle lamp emitting a white smoke slowly emerges slowly
white smoke in a Dragon .. Dragon ..
but dry, a little malnutrition
he spoke: Who let me out? Stone: Stone: one can succeed in h because I am half and half dragon h , Dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic
stone until the white smoke to disperse h
or stone, scissors, or scissors, only the cloth is no longer a cloth, successfully turned man of the cloth!
in a joy when the two worry,
just someone passing through here to see this scene,
took him down to the records,
this one is Mencius.
he wrote:
hhhhh.
cloth successful, become a man.
remark and then handed down to posterity, but also added Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died,
due to the Memorial, so the body with ice freeze up,
so please come out again when the public memorial.
just the time the weather was very hot,
drops of water had thawed in the body,
grandson to see in the next, it is tense shouting:
One day a man met God ..
God is good when suddenly going to give that person a wish h.
God asked h
you have any desire to do h
man thought h
I heard a cat has nine Mania h
you please give me that right ..
Mania 9 God said ..
your desire to achieve slightly h.
day, that person free to boredom h
want to die a death forget h
9 Mania Well anyway, to lay the tracks
h.
results of a train that person or the last h.
dead h
Why is this?
because it sets the train cars are 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: a chest, of course. Twenty years and still think KB? light changes green, green change red h
or parked in the road, motionless.
So the young lady traffic police came to ask: . with her contacts for several years it seems to call less
recently felt faint,
asked her why she did not say nothing and just head down I do not know hh
After all, how to do
h.
feelings or can not be forced to listen to friends that
her recent walk with a man I can not believe
close
do not want to believe because
h.. I really like her hh
but h..
in the street that day I was surprised to see him with another of her holding hands
very close laugh
instant
broken my heart hh hh.
After I inquired
know he turned out to be medical students h
family also opened a large hospital
my third- which the ratio of university students on A hh ..
few days I have been awake, or would like to restore the feelings between us h..
decision for a long time I would like to send her every day apple
because
I believe
Xiao Ming at hh
sleep, decided to go for a walk h
he walked onto the left A highway near his home run into bad luck h
police rummage h
called Xiao-Ming in the past for questioning.
police asked as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery of tickets to his h
says
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2. unlicensed driving < br> 3. speed of less than 60
70. MM must look beautiful Oh ~~~~< br> Coffee Diet:
Material:
hundred grams of coffee beans (raw)
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water.
2, the coffee beans h.
72. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctors said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? < br> Doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. Girls in a class one day a physics teacher on sick leave,
40 female students are Who would expect with a course,
to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher,
provocative words with a female student said: Can we do school teachers, some excitement exciting game to play it ?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
the graduates of textbooks away and examination now!
74. One day, my sister crying cockroach cockroaches running back ..
My father asked: said:
see I said:
br> Journey: Six God faster!!!
Drifting out of a gun: I heard that items can immediately send a person to the Western Paradise hhh
76. a hunter with his dogs to hunt, in the a slip of the day, the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, like exhausted me ah! ? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away,
ran panting under a tree during a lesson,
dog patted his chest and said to him :
l scared me, actually talking horse! r
so hunters spot was scared to death hhhhhhh
77. a sugar, walked in the Arctic, so that he cold on the mm- Change ...
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